Gooly caught a beautiful mermaid (guess who? *wave wave*) who gives away wishes at the pool yesterday.
While covering her bosoms with one hand, and placing the other on her forehead for dramatic effect, she wept, "Please let me go, I will grant you a wish. I am a magic mermaid.."
"No, you are not! You are a fish. I am gonna cook you and eat you up!" he said while being cheered on by his fishing partner, Ada.
The mermaid retorted, "I'm not gonna play if I can't be a mermaid. Quick! Say you wish and let me go!" (I still have 5 more laps to go, mind you. I am not here to splash water like you little tots.)
And she flipped her golden amber hair that hung below her waist.
"Ok. I wish for you!" the boy decided confidently.
"What dya mean? You wish for me?"
"You! I wish for you. My mahmee."
"You don't want anything else?"
"No. You. I only want you."
And he swam away.
The mermaid sat on a rock and started singing a melancholy tune.
"Oh my beautiful child..."
What would you wish for? (that I stop singing? :P)