Saturday, August 22, 2009

Vomit

Are we plagued with assumptions and presumptions?

Like..

If we saw an obese, we'd think: ATE TOO MUCH! WAY WAY WAY TOO MUCH!

Assumptions/presumptions~

Like...

If we saw a friend online on a beautiful Saturday morning, we'd think: LOSER! NO LIFE! (Ya, I am the one online on a beautiful Saturday morning :P)

Assumptions/presumptions again~

Sometimes when I am having an important conversation, my mind doesn't quite follow the flow, and I'd go "Have I just been assumed/presumed/misunderstood?"

Take for example..

Yesterday I visited Gooly's school, met the principal and asked the necessary questions. For those uninitiated, Gooly was born in January, thus eligible to start his primary education a year earlier (should we go back to Malaysia.) So I asked the principal if he could go to K2, instead of K1.

Immediately I was presumed/assumed to be KIASU!

In her words, she said, "Your child will VOMIT if you pushed him too hard!" (and she made a retching sound)

No, no, no, no.. you don't know me. I am anything BUT kiasu.

I'm asking because I wanted to know.

No, no, no.. I don't want my child to VOMIT *retching sound*

Yes yes yes.. If pushed too hard, they will VOMIT! *retching sound*

Geeez.................... I was only asking! Don't assume/presume I am expecting him to gain a degree by next year!

*retching sound*

It's kindergarten...... Vomit mud kwai?

(also not looking at Gg's profile pics) (THIS ONE REALLY BIG LOUD RETCHING SOUND) Sometimes she goes by the pseudonym Gargles.

2 comments:

Gargles said...

last nite didn't manage to get my autograf, haimai? not my fault if the queue has more than thousands admirers lining up for it. ok ok, i sign for you now la, dun pinjui la.

*draw vomitted bloody turtle on profile pic* here you go!

goolypop said...

Gargles, yesterday you got event meh?

*take profile pic and put in blender*

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