Sunday, August 2, 2009

First day of class

Your pencil case is here...

And you tumbler here...

Pencil and eraser this compartment ok?

If you need to go toilet, tell the teacher. Know how to unzip your pants or not?

Yada yada yada... and kancheong-ness from me.

Meanwhile, he was very 'selamba'. Nodded his head a few times - don't know he was listening or not.

It was his first mandarin class. A trial, actually. He picked his own pair of socks. A striking blue pair which neither quite match his shoes nor pants nor shirts nor bag. But because he said, " I am a big boy now, let me decide," I relented.

He crossed over his 'yauyingdoesei' skull bag and announced, "I'm ready."

There goes my little boy! Off to school... sniff sniff! (It's not a school, Mahmee.. it's only a two hour class!*roll eyes*)..But but but...that's my baby... crossing the bridge to the big bad world outside! Be brrrrave, my child!

*hold white handkerchief and wave wave* Bubye! Gooly!...Remember to drink water! Buhbye! (actually looking forward to two hours FREE TIME of.. massages? mahjung? coffee? whatever laa!)

Alas, he failed his trial class. Hahahaha! Actually the teacher only speaks Thai and Mandarin, and he, neither.. So he can't join the class. What a pity!(esp. for me!)

But on that morning, I thought to myself..

Oh my.. when he really goes to school, I would be so proud and lonely. What a weird combo.

Eh, why so happy? Class finished so fast geh? What did teacher say? Oh, you got kicked out ka? Ok, never mind. Jom balik...

10 comments:

reanaclaire said...

There, I told u.. to speak man-darling to him but u end up talking gooly words all these while.. if i were to take care of him, apa lingual pun boleh cakap.. all manglish, singlish, banglish.. u name it, he will master it..

so...there goes the mahjung kaki..
no more free time le wei... :))

Wong Fei Hung Sinkar said...

那里告诉您。 设法与他讲更多普通话。 gooly 词。

Gooly looking gf said...

Claire, u got say meh? U can speak Spanish French Swahili and Tagalog moe? Might as well learn mai.. Easy next time kaolui..

I think it's German said...

Master wong, талая лщпсырд здрав врошб , sinkar.

reanaclaire said...

alamak..goolymama, where did u get those .. geng chow la u...

looks like those writings the cavemen wrote on the walls..

u r into archae..archaelo..logy?

GG said...

tht phrase "yauyengdoesei" now belongs to me, fyi. i copyrighted it alrdy, pls pay up.

goolypop said...

claire, sappat siong moon.. it's englishen! ask gooly for translation!

goolypop said...

Gg,

"yauyingdoesei" x 10000

chui meh?

mistipurple said...

the heart sng sng hor, see him all grown up and crossing that bridge?

gooly likes misti said...

misti, haha.. no sng sng...haha.. More like FREEEEEDOOOOOM! But only for that day ..aiseh..

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