Friday, July 10, 2009

Who is the boss?

While taking a dump, Gooly and I had this conversation.. Nope..it was more like an argument... Whatever~ The thing was he was sitting on the WC at the shopping mall, yapping nonstop about atm machines.

Him: Sometimes you go to the atm machine, and the machine can transform.

Me: No, it cannot. ( I was harsh cos helloh! he was shitting! Why are we discussing this here?)

Him: YES! IT CAN. It can transform into a cooking machine.

Me: No! It can't. Now concentrate...Quickly finish off. It's smelly here.

Him: I can concentrate ...Uuhhk *pushing his shit* and talk at the same time. You face the other side.

Me: You are so bossy!

Him: Cover your nose.

Me: *roll eyes*

Him: The atm machine can cook, you know! (Oh boy, here we go again!)

Me: No! Atm machines are where you withrawl money from the bank. It doesnt cook. You are wrong!

Him: TRUST ME! DON'T SAY I AM WRONG! WHY YOU SAY I AM WRONG?

Me: You are wrong because atm machines can't cook. Can atm machines cook? They can't! So you are wrong!

Him: *giggles* Of course ATM machines can't cook, you silly mahmee.

Me: *wt.. look*

Him: Ok, I am done. Wipe my buttock.

Me: Yes, sir~ Sigh! Look, can you say 'please' when you need me to clean your butt?

..which he did, eventually. But can you see how bossy he is?

Later that night, when I re-iterated that he is bossy, he said, " I AM NOT BOSSY! DON'T SAY I AM BOSSY!" I gave him that "THERE THERE THERE.. this is what bossiness is about!" look.

FYI, my friend calls him "koonkarjai".

Greeeattttt! Just great! I have two bosses now. And yet my bank account is pathetic. Ok, the reason I disliked discussing about atm machines is because...

I HAVE NO MONEY TO WITHDRAWL!

Geddit, boss?

9 comments:

reanaclaire said...

Wiping the boss's ass each day for free??? i also want to employ u , lady!

reanaclaire said...

btw, why are we talking shit today?

goolysai said...

Wiping for free is ok, at least im not kissing it..hahahha.

The post is about shit wat.no meh? :P

GG said...

look, the way you fighting for more rights is definitely wrong. time to join my union and fight for your atm account.

the cause...*whisper* for what ah?

but i can incorporate "no more dirty talks when letting out sai" into it.

now, put a red band across your forehead sin.

STRIKE STRIKE! said...

gg, thanks! can u insert another clause about who is the real boss? I will photocopy my IC for u later.

And, red is taboo here.. can we like, erm..change the band to pink. Its suits my skin tone better. ANd also, instead of forehead, can i put it around my waist? I have some leftover christmas ornaments which I am dying to use.

mistipurple said...

he is going to grow up with such a quirky sense of humour, like his mahmee. and that is not bad okay?
you are inputting his machine everyday. he is a lucky kid. pat pat good mahmee. if a third of the world has mahmees like you 'growing' their kids, we will have world peace.

Adolf Sinkar said...

what's wrong with a little imagination from a 4 years old, you dictator?!

gooly loves misti said...

misti, awww.. u r so sweet. Yep, i'm prepping him for the real world, injecting him with sarcasm, dark humour, ironies, and POISON every day.

Boo! It's halloween here everyday.

Thnx.. u make me feel extraordinary even tho I am such an average mom. Can we be ___ (fill in blank. I dun think 'lovers'is appropriate, but it's an appealing idea) :D

MONARCH GOOLY said...

Rudolf sinkar,

I AM NOT A DICTATOR! DON'T SAY I AM A DICTATOR! WHY YOU SAY I AM A DICTATOR? YOU SAY AGAIN, I WILL LASTIK YOU! SAY I AM A QUEEN, SAY IT! SAY IT!

*gasp*...so, gooly has been mimicking my bossiness, huh? Seriously..? Hmm..

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