While taking a dump, Gooly and I had this conversation.. Nope..it was more like an argument... Whatever~ The thing was he was sitting on the WC at the shopping mall, yapping nonstop about atm machines.
Him: Sometimes you go to the atm machine, and the machine can transform.
Me: No, it cannot. ( I was harsh cos helloh! he was shitting! Why are we discussing this here?)
Him: YES! IT CAN. It can transform into a cooking machine.
Me: No! It can't. Now concentrate...Quickly finish off. It's smelly here.
Him: I can concentrate ...Uuhhk *pushing his shit* and talk at the same time. You face the other side.
Me: You are so bossy!
Him: Cover your nose.
Me: *roll eyes*
Him: The atm machine can cook, you know! (Oh boy, here we go again!)
Me: No! Atm machines are where you withrawl money from the bank. It doesnt cook. You are wrong!
Him: TRUST ME! DON'T SAY I AM WRONG! WHY YOU SAY I AM WRONG?
Me: You are wrong because atm machines can't cook. Can atm machines cook? They can't! So you are wrong!
Him: *giggles* Of course ATM machines can't cook, you silly mahmee.
Me: *wt.. look*
Him: Ok, I am done. Wipe my buttock.
Me: Yes, sir~ Sigh! Look, can you say 'please' when you need me to clean your butt?
..which he did, eventually. But can you see how bossy he is?
Later that night, when I re-iterated that he is bossy, he said, " I AM NOT BOSSY! DON'T SAY I AM BOSSY!" I gave him that "THERE THERE THERE.. this is what bossiness is about!" look.
FYI, my friend calls him "koonkarjai".
Greeeattttt! Just great! I have two bosses now. And yet my bank account is pathetic. Ok, the reason I disliked discussing about atm machines is because...
I HAVE NO MONEY TO WITHDRAWL!