Year struck off: circa 1986
Crime done: Being prettier than me.
But I do strike off people. I just feel that life is better without the unnecessary negative vibes. I simply don't want to be reminded of the frustratingly sad stories of the past.
Hmm..let's take a look at my list of NO MORE FRIENDS :
Oh.. not that long a list for three decades of life, no? And Dumbo the Elephant was the last to be added to the list five years ago. So I haven't made any enemies since 2005. Not bad..
I don't hate them. I just wont send them Christmas Cards or.. I will just stare hard at the lizard on the ceiling (I will find one to stare at!) if I happened to bump into them. Avoid eye contact at all cost.
To tell the truth, I don't like striking people off. I rather make friends.
And I have made so many in recent years. Yippeee!
To you, *muacks*. So weird, I know.. my form of expression/appreciation/affection.
*throws pens away* I really hope I don't meet anyone that needs to be struck off anymore. I have lots of assets . Boobs (all three of them), for one. Ooh.. ooh.. and ass. Not to mention my collections of non-original Dvds, crooked ice cream sticks and disposable smiles. You wouldn't want to be struck off from my inheritance, would you?
All real names have been changed because .... I promised myself I will not talk about them anymore. A promise is a promise.
Hahahhahaha (laughter at the background). I'm laughing at myself.
Shuddap you! (I'm talking to myself)