Bizzaro

You know, sometimes I have very bizarre thoughts -

1. say if you like Hello Kitty, and they make Hello Kitty chocolate (aka sai) cakes, pudding, jelly and such.. would you still eat them? Or you go on a rampage? (@#$)&*! How can you eat Hello Kitty??!)

2. what if I asked the sales lady "Can you get me an L size?" for the toe-separator thingy they sell for pedicures. I mean like how can they sell such homogeneous products? Don't they come in sizes?

3. you know the straw dispensers in Keh Ep See and McB? Every time you press down, at least 4 straws come up. It's like they all can't wait to escape and be sucked by you. I have tried pressing down very gently and s...l...o...w...l...y and yet, 2 came out! Maaaan......... How come nobody has invented a better dispenser cos I am sure, whatever that is spewing on the counter, gets back into the dispenser. Imagine how many dirty hands have touched them.. (and how disappointed the straws will be to be back in the dingy dark oxygen-deprived space)

4. what if I have 4 kids...........

*jolted* Gah! No 4 is sooooooooo bizarre!