M: *in stupid cannot decide mode* Do you think I should cut my hair?
P: Is that a trick question?
M: No...... Do you like me in short hair or long hair?
P: Is that another trick question?
M: *roll eyes* No.... Quick. Long or short?
P: Now nice wat..
M: Remember last time? The short hair? Nice or not?
P: Nice......... *drags the answer making it sound too fake*
M: Now long already. Nice or not?
P: See, it's a trick question.
M: Haiya... should I cut or not lah?
P: No need. Now nice. (How contradicting!)
M: Oei..don't simply say to save money arrh.
P: See, trick question........................
*slap forehead* Why is it so hard for him to decide which is nicer? Short or long? Then again, if it's an easy decision to make, I wouldn't have to ask him, right? Kekekekke.
Haiya..actually it's really easy. All he has to do is to say something, anything between the two, and I will disregard it and do the exact opposite of what he says.
So tonight when he comes back, I will shout, "A OR B???" A - to cut, B - not to cut. See which one he chooses. Then again if he said something not to my satisfaction, I may just switch the answers.
Moliew! Tarak kerja buat ka???