Monday, December 7, 2009

Another enemy

Yesterday, late at night.....

I thought it was raining. Pitter patter...

And then I realized it wasn't, as I looked out the window. So what could it be?

And then I remembered that my laundry was spinning, could it be....? Darn! Yep, the drainage hole was blocked - making my balcony flooded, and water was streaming down to the unit below.

I looked down and saw an angry face stared up at me..#*$@)$@!!))$*, he yelled.

Sorry sorry sorry sorrry -lah! But I didn't know how to explain the shituation.

Not long later, I heard a knock on the door. I of course, became deaf voluntarily and used the blanket to cover over my head.

So now, anyone of you know how to write a letter of apology in French for the Thai-man downstairs with visible tattoos and possibly a rifle? Meanwhile, should I wear a see-thru lingerie when I pass the letter to him? (For what, I also dunno)

*my translation - so late wash what clothes, you crazy mitch! You wait there..I coming to get you..Just wait there....~

12 comments:

Sinkar Liku Liku said...

try this:

วิริยะ ช่วยบำรุงอบจ.ลำพูน นำร่องเปิดตลาดลำพูน - น่านจับข้าราชการบำนาญ - คลิปมือถือยกพวกตีกับนักศึกษา‏ - แม่เฒ่า วัย 72 เบื่อโลกแขวนคอฆ่าตัวตาย - ผู้ว่าราชการจังหวัดน่าน สั่งคุมเข้มสถานที่ราชการ - โป้ง .. ปิดบัญชี "ดร.แป้ง" - ทรงเยี่ยม - อบต.แม่หละ ทำบันเลือกตั้ง เทศบาลตำบลยางเนิ้งคึกคัก กลุ่มชิงชัย

basically it means: i am sorry.

goolypop said...

hahhahaha...

72 means i will bring 72 taibaos over to apologize hai mai?

goolypop said...

or i sudah 72 days tak basuh kain..thats why flooded?

Gargles said...

you sure you heard a knock on the door?

i've filed a complaint form for you to the management to scold that baarger (see? i'm so initiative!) and they told me, from their CSI and cctv, they don't see anyone in front of your door for the whole time whole day yesterday.

yerr... bulu roma also came up... see next time still want to wash clothes at night anot.

tuti said...

er.. wear the see-thru.
kau tim sai.

goolypop said...

gargles, u think i will give u the right address meh? conidering that you is pintai yau chisin yau jung yee chung yan chung liong?

Conclusion, u complain wrong ppl jor.

goolypop said...

tuti, sure boe? see thru knight in shiny armour suit..ok ok!

tuti said...

i bring peaceful offering of a better see-thru gown than yours. yours cannot make it.
you do want results don't you?
(i don't know how come i cannot joke here wan. all come out wrong. bleh. you made me all serious here. bah.)

Sinkar Liku Liku said...

oklah, the translation is something like this:

if u got balls - come and meet me 72 hrs later - pls bring along all the weapons - i wait.. u bloody "chicken" - btw, i m sorry.

goolypop said...

tuti..what results leh? Straight A ah?

(here cannot joke one. Library ah..The sinkar librarian very stern one..)

goolypop said...

Sinkar..your 'something like this' can lari a lot from the main points one wor...judging fr past experience lah.

Better find that angeles lah.. She kwar-pai joe sang yee on translation one..for RTM one arr...

BoeyJoey said...

Aiyah... if auntie then susah lo, uncle yong yi kau tim la... just bake some really wicked choc chips cookies, put on your sexiest outfit(must see longkang one, if got waitress costume with mini apron lagi best), fluttering eyelashes, breathy voice and a swing on your hips... sure he'll come and fix your washing machine for you :-D.

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