How often do I scrub the toilet?
When necessary..
*pause*
...a.k.a the moment you don't need a microscope to inspect those micro-organisms residing there.
Why?
Because it's just not one of my top ten things to do. (durrr!)
Having said that, it doesn't take Stephen Hawking to know that I hate..hate..hate..cuci jamban!
This morning, while squatting and scrubbing and cursing and sulking, a soft tap on the shoulder came.
"WHAT? I am in the midst of annihilating microorganisms! Die, you fungi..you protozoa.. " was just at the tip of my tongue. I held the words in time to look at a young chubby cheek face, still in his snug Nemo PJs. His hair melayang-layang, sticking out at all directions.
"Good job, mama. Thanks for washing the toilet."
What the.....
Is this the time, Gooly?
What do I do?
What do I say?
"Not now, Gooly..not now! I am washing the toilet or you can have mushrooms for lunch later..!"
That's one probable retort.
OR....
I could smile and say thanks, feel appreciated and loved.
I choose option 2. Wait... that's not an option. It's the ULTIMATE decision.
If not for the dirty toilet scrub in my hand, I'd have given him a hug too. :-)
13 comments:
wei.. make sure scrub baik baik ah.. no tau koong kam liew...
as i mentioned in my earlier post, the first thing i came back from shanghai was to scrub my own toilet.. i know my kids have been "misusing" it and never clean at all... sigh...
and i dont hv gooly saying thank you mama for washing up what he left behind...
urgh.... my kids!
gooly u did something wrong did u ...that why u quickly cat your mahmee's shoes....
lost another bag? wanna iberry? wanna go to the park? wanna go swimming pool?
unveil the udang which has been hiding behind the batu-bata!
*suddenly Gooly felt guilty n hands over a big fat lobster!! *
oh itu la! besarnya udang!
got toilet story part 2 summore ar?
part 2 mia jue-kok is paapah walking into the toilet while a cinderella mahmee scurbing toilet, then he tenderly moves closer to you and whisper in your ears loudly,:" HANG HOI LA! JOR TAU JOR SAAI!!JOR JUE LIMPEH FAT CHOI!! LIMPEH YEE KAH YIU OR TOK LENG LIU , SAUTOUMOU?"
then kick mahmee's yellow spongebob away..while mahmee leans to the toilet wall tiles holding toilet brush crying a riverful of bkk floating market
:( ohhhh poor goolymama..
part 3 is liucas jie chi sor orr liu.
one fine day the lansi liucas full tank liao. then he catwalked to that unappreciated toilet and lansily kat hei his keok, whistling dog tunes and barks' lalala' in doggie notes, and peed into something he thought was a tree trunk
when he finished his business and zipped up his baby eagle, he saw an angry mahmee pulling her grey hair..
'mong meh mong? mei kin kor leng chai or liu ar?' liucas said .
claire, owh... i tot in this world, no one washes toilet besides me. Hamparang got maids jor maa! Eee... u and me same jiamban one, yuen loi
*shake hand* Wash hand oredi lah!!
part four mia jue-kok is oscar winning winn..
Winn, after finished feeding the african hungry kids with FB clicks..feeling charitably satisfied, she decided to let go her long-tahaned pee...
yalor..yau hai that public toilet :S, she rushed in . b4 she starts pulling down her skirt and taifu, she saw goolymama squatting at one corner looking so kelian
Winn says' goolymama, good job! thanks for washing the toilet...btw, can you also mop the floor, wash the dishes, dust the house, cook breakfast lunch and dinner, wash liucas for me? tor jie saai wor happy mother's day'
Winn 1
Moe gum kong.. lobster hai lor leh sik geh...kook cheesi jiau vellllli goood lak!
Gooly, nei yew siew sum. Your image is being tarnished by Professor X who has a high level of telepath, can read mind oneeeee!
winn 2,
... and then the tears wet her blouse, making her CUP FF bra played 'peekaboo'. And papah said...
"hoe sum! dai sum chuen jor gor loong.. can u be more like her?" pointing at a picture of a wabbit-costumed girl, with the caption 1800-WINN-3838.
Poor gooly mama
winn 3,
"arr..lengjai korkor, nah tissue, wipe ur hands..Tipsi, ng koi..BTW, the lane behind, lei jor jek san gauna.. tetek 6. Hanging low. Lei hui kap har.. "
winn 4,
"Not now..not now! I am eating in this suitable place. The stench and colour, hoe yau 'feel'. Ngam sai for my chocosai ala mocha de toilette. Got requests, put in the "peti cadangan' next to the "No Food Allowed' signange!"
part 5
mulder: scully, see that aliens by the toilet bowl?
scully: mulder, becareful. her size is huge. we cant fight her..
mulder: wait, she got a weapon. the toilet brush..
scully: on my, the stench.. i cant go any further..
spongebob: *skipping pass* lalalalalala
patrick: *following behind, scratching butt crack* duh...
gunipok: *smoking* mou yeh thai mou yeh thai.. all go back do
work..
osama: *running towards toilet bowl with bomb* lam jue yat chai sei!!
*KABOOM*
-the end-
spill-berg,
after the credit rolls, the following scene is shown
*in a helicopter*
sinkar: ready? on 3, we jump
Winn: u jump, i jump
sinkar: wait.. should i count in french, tagalog, thai, hokkien or dogalog?
Winn: *sing holding toilet brushas mike* you can count on me~
Rancangan ini ditaja oleh Mr. Muscle, cuci tandas, anytime, anywhere
in collaboration with "GUM GWAI FEI", sik gum gwai fei, yau moe yau yik, dun play play.
(vacuum sound - goolymama part time in cinema also)
hearsay chau sing chi latest movie is titled toilet story..
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