I gotta think of something to be afraid of that begins with the letter Q (hey hey! My surname! Q-phobia - afraid of myself. Woo hoo~).
That leaves Y.
Why isn't anyone afraid of yoyos? A 4 yr-old can ask you to roll up the (dem) toy repeatedly till you shudder in fear at the sight of it. I'm ssssss--seeerious!
I'm not telling what I'm scared of, though the list can get quite long-ish.
*whisper note* You wanna know what Gooly is afraid of?
Ready?
Not the dark... that's too common.
3, 2, 1
It's....
k
e
t
i
a
k
His own! (He might add another pair if he had a whiff of GG's pungent ones! :P)
He is so ticklish... that area is a strict NO ENTRY zone.
Washing his ketiak is a chore, I tell you! There are endless screams and finally "I do it myself!" and then he giggles himself silly. -_-
Wiping them dry is equally energy draining. He wriggles like a cacing, and I had to resort to , "STAND STRAIGHT! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!" - military style. -_-
And when we want to carry him up on a hairchair, he ends up rolling on the floor with fits of laughter. It's so darn dramatic.
It's almost cruel to ask from him a high-5, but instead of slapping his palm, we aim at his ketiak. But we love doing it.
KAKAKAKAKAKKAKA!
Gosh! I didn't realise I wasn't whispering anymore! OK, back to whispering mode...Shh...
..and then ..and then....
Why you so pat-kwa?
No more spilling his secrets ler.. Next time I tell Papah's ok? ;- )
Psssst.... don't tell Gooly I say one, ok?
Pssst again.. Qetiakphobia sounds good eh? Let me contact the American Psychology Association.
4 comments:
pandai cakap anak punya fobia... macam mana dgn mamagooly punya? berani heboh tak?
OK...i must remember to koo-chit Gooly next time i see him!
claire-fobia,
two words - tak berani!
I got too many yenemies ler..if they know my weakness, i will die sooner! So kenot tellllll!
PG, ok u koochit him, and buy gucci for me lah!
:P
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