Thursday, March 4, 2010

Evil tots

I was driving out this morning and I saw a sign which reads "NO BREAD" written on a card board, hung on a gate. Immediately, I wondered if any kids with my brain will overturn the card and make the owner of the house with loafs of bread.

I mean, wouldn't YOU do that if you walked passed a house with a NO BREAD sign, and you flipped the card ..just for fun.

I know I wouldn't.

Seriously, I wouldn't.

Really.

I would think of it but not do it.

Is there a difference? To think of something evil but not do it?

I remember, long long time ago, my teacher said, "God is good. When you have evil thoughts, but you don't act it out, it's ok. Your points are not deducted. If you have good thoughts, and even when you don't act out the good deeds, you get points."

Waaaaah..can she be trusted?

If yes, then I am not so scared/worried. I have lots of evil tots, you see. And usually it's about people's inability to use their rightful craniums.

I think (most) people are stupid. They need lobotomies.

GAH!

But I don't tell them what I think. Cos I don't hurl insults for thrills. (To confuse you more, am I a HIPPOcrite?)

I do wave these clouds of evil-action thoughts away. Shoo~ with a half hearted inner self-talk of "You think you very clever meh?"

And I have a list of sarky retorts on standby which I DON'T use.

And I have lots of good thoughts which I don't say aloud too. Like I think you are pretty.. you are cute..and you over there is kind. And you...yes you... You look like Andy Lau. See? I don't tell you these all the time, but..the thoughts are there.

So I am good?

*face look at sky and ponder*

7 comments:

Gargles said...

"No Bread" sign hung at the gate? Why did they do that? Where did all the bread go? How about noodles? Got biscuits and milo to eat anot? Please find out the answers to all these questions as this is serious matter.

(all the weirdy people in your neighbourhood!)

(i think he looks more like chau sing chi)

tuti said...

actually i might have bought bread for the house. and add a can of sardine or two. hehe

goolypop said...

GG, "no bread" means no sanitary pad..

Tuti, wahhhh.. so nice one you! If u plan to do that for me, can i request TUNA ah? Hobbes likes tuna.

goolypop said...

GG, "no bread" means no sanitary pad..

Tuti, wahhhh.. so nice one you! If u plan to do that for me, can i request TUNA ah? Hobbes likes tuna.

goolypop said...

GG, "no bread" means no sanitary pad..

Tuti, wahhhh.. so nice one you! If u plan to do that for me, can i request TUNA ah? Hobbes likes tuna.

goolypop said...

GG, "no bread" means no sanitary pad..

Tuti, wahhhh.. so nice one you! If u plan to do that for me, can i request TUNA ah? Hobbes likes tuna.

BoeyJoey said...

kesimpulannya, pelajaran hari ini ialah selalulah buat baik, pemikiran kotor pun tak apa. dan selalulah simpan bnyak-banyak pad di rumah, dan janganlah sangka tiada orang tahu roti itu pad... sudah malu pun tak tahu... ish your neighbour...

(i don't mind such neighbour... makes life more interesting leh... :-D)

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