Monday, June 1, 2009

On the downside

"Can I have some please, Mahmee?"

"Ooh..thanks!"

"I'm sorry. I promise I won't do it never again." (I'm confused with the triple negative in the sentence)

"Excuse me.."

That's my son talking to me. Always polite to me. Always pleasant to me.

The key word is TO ME.

TO ME ONLY.

To other people, he:

1. threatens to shoot with his signature 'finger gun'

2. says, "I'm busy" when asked to do something

3. wags his finger warningly/rudely toward an undeserving recipient

4. suavely wipes his oily mouth on an unsuspecting person's sleeve

..amongst many other can-pengsan atrocious deeds.

Grrr...kik sei ngor.

Please don't believe me if I ever described him as angelic.. He has his tail tugged in somewhere. He may stab your thigh with a plastic fork. He may deliberately step on your foot.

Ohhh........

He's so like me..when I was youngerrrr..

; P

"Gooly, you must be nice and polite to other people, just like how you are nice and polite to me!"

"Yes, Mahmee.... I understand, Mahmee...I'm sorry, Mahmee...I loview, Mahmee"

Ishhhhh...Ini tak boleh caya nie....

14 comments:

Winn said...

u mean gooly is two-faced!!!!??
angel and demon????

takeshi kaneshiro and takeshio mashimaro????

toughcookie said...

i think you gooly wants people to think you are delusional about him. you know, like when a teacher calls up a parent to complain about their naughty kid, you will like gawk, and say in a high-pitched voice, "no, my gooly is a respectful boy... he is the nicest most decent boy you ever know"...

hehe...

Reanaclaire said...

wah.. .like that one ah... then i better think twice? stab me with plastic fork never mind..what if accidentally with a metal one?? ouch ouch..child abuse...
no..one word missing..

child abuse me!!

goooooooodynot said...

winn, yes..call him Janus.

Mashimaro..kekeke..so cute. I still laffing..

goodie-not said...

beskot..luckily i am not under his influence eh?

So next time i will say to the cikgu..

Yeah yeah, i know i know..budak tu memang nakal...kasi tampar je..

:P

goolytwoshoes said...

claire..

depends lor... if u sikjoe, i will make sure he only handles plastik objects...

otherwise.. *psycho music*

Winn said...

gooly's mouth lorng kor yau geh

specifically olive oil coz speaka englanddd

rainbow angeles said...

who tok abt me?? who? who?

tasy said...

this is called a singmukjai. chut lei hang geh, mm 2-face dim wan sek?

very good upbringing!

goolymamasin said...

winn, next time sin har hui...put motor oil..

goolyantenna said...

angeles.. mana? mana? antenna pasing terbalik ka?

goolynotgansta said...

GG,

Ng kwan ngo si gaaaa...

I want him to grow up become lokler ga....

hang meh kong wu jek?

Santa Sinkar said...

based on ur thorough analysis, i decided NOT to buy gunipok any presents until the situation improves.

this decision is final. no correspondence will be entertained.

gooly explains said...

santa..dun chung tung..

it's my mistiak! I didnt elaborate..those ppl deserve the treatments gooly bestowed on them.. Neh..like that Sinkalan, guccit him..so he had no choice but to fart on him...

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