I have discovered that Gooly can be monosyllabic.
It is quite alarming considering that this boy starts his monologues with a smack of the lips . Some people clears the throat with an *ahem* sound to get attention. He wets his lips to kick start his motor mouth.
Like this..
*smack lips* you know what.. My ahmah was a teacher. But she is retired now. She (used to) teach other children, you know. My korkor works in a bank.
.. and he rattles on. Between point A and point B, he makes a turn at Point D, E, F and then stops at Point 34 (a totally irrelevant point, you may notice)
So, naturally I should be glad that he is editing and summarising his speech to a more succint manner.
But lo and behold....
Gooly is atypical. His singular words can irk me as much as his 500 words essay.
Take this conversation as an example:
Me: Gooly, you want to eat ice cream not?
Between YES and NO, he chooses..
WHO?
Who? Whad'ya mean who?!!!!
I'm so tired answering YOU! that I have started saying, "YOU LAH! WHO ELSE AM I TALKING TO????" (The latter makes me more tired actually. LOL!)
And then there is..why..
Oooooh.... the
Me: Gooly, you want ice cream not?
Gooly: WHO?
Me: You-lah! Who else am I talking to?
Gooly: WHY?
Me: What why? You want or don't want?
Gooly: Who?
Me: Can you tell me what I just asked you?
Gooly: You asked if I want ice cream?
Me: YES! Why you ask who then?
Gooly: Who?
Oh boy....here we go again..............
Arrgghhhhhhhhhhh!!@@##!! What was supposed to be a simple 2 second Q & A session can end up so disastrously.
In conclusion, which is better?
"Yes, Mahmee, I want an ice cream. Do you want, ah mah? I want chocolate flavour. What about you, mahmee? Ah mah, you should get vanilla. Is it McDonald ice cream? Let's go! Oh wait.. what about chocolate sprinkles? That day, I had chocolate moist cake... *
OR
"WHO?" (used inappropriately)
Gee... I really dunno..
* I am sure he is capable of speaking an essay on "who should eat what ice cream and where" when he feels like it.
10 comments:
i want... i want.... because the weather is so hot Now....
ok, i have answered yr who and yr why... when r u sending yr ice cream over?
gooly is just playing with u la... i think he has too much ice cream already.. fed up... share with aunties here la....right, gooly?
hhaaha, that's why you wanna buy cactus plant and hang him in hot hot sun!! rofl.
gooly i know u purposely did tat coz u dun trust ur mahmee can be soooooo kinddd! mesti ada lobster disebalik batu! hor?????
maybe ur mahmee wanna sau mai you to ask pahpah buy another fake LB bag....
claire..gum doe 'wat' doe??
Grring..grrring...nah! Paddlepop 50 cents one for you..Abuden ..u think basket lobin ah??
:P
misti, deserving not him? Padan muka kan?
*eat ice cream by myself*
winn
gasp..*hyperventilalting* omg omg omg...LB also need to fake ..omg omg.. moe joe yan lurrrr! sei jor hui lorr.....!!
omgomgomgomg~~~~~
I think if u offer him basket lobin, he will sure answer YES instead of WHO lor. Simple logic wat :P
PG, elloh? Basket lobin can eat only on 31st august okeh????
icecream is for seiloekor geh.. he only wants to drink beer, wokey.
GG, according to him, drink beer oredi can sing very loud one woh...
(I swear he never see me drunk before, ok!)
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