Three months ago, things were fairly simple.
I got hungry, I ate.
Or sometimes I didn't.. (because Miss World is coming up).
Now, at present...things are a bit tricky.
Sometimes I feel hungry.... hang on.. that's not it.. It's just the wind. Proot.. Oei? The feeling of hunger (but not really) is still there.
Must be my panty is too tight.
Can't be.. it's 10 years old and losing its elasticity, remember?
Oooh... I know! It's the bra.. Duh.. Let's unhook. Never mind that I am in supermarket. Those boobs deserve a swim in the cups.
Sigh... the 'funny' (funny as in stupid even Einstein can't describe) feeling lingers.
Ok, fine, I will just order some chicken because there is nothing else to do.
Nah.. I don't feel like eating.
Goolymama, I can't stand you! Just go to sleep and forget about everything else.
But I can't sleep.....!
Maybe the panty is too loose...(oboi, here we go again)