"When you are a girl, you eat half-girl egg, " he announced the other day while gulping down his high calorie laden breakie.
Oh shite... who has been telling him about aquas, pengkins or bapoks? Surprisingly, it was Papah who got what he meant this time. Usually I am the one deciphering the codes.
Half boiled egg.. half boy egg.. geddit? :D He reckons that he has been eating half-boy eggs all this while. A tad too silly, ain't it? But he made his ahma laughed so hard, at the kopitiam, in the car.. all the way back to the house.
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Scene: Gooly pestering me to blow up his balloons. He must think I have a lot of breath.
Me: I am not blowing anymore. I am out of breath.
Him: I can do it. I am IN of breath.
He does that all the time!! Making up new phrases just by opposing the original meaning! Kek kwai hei..
3 comments:
Gooly's being trained from young to be sadistic, boil little boys till half dead to feed little boys like him... jeng jeng jeng..
like mother, like son ma.. nothing so surprising.. mama also smart.. goolypop pop is even smarter..
This is what you call pou yeng... kakaka
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