Me thinks..me is equipped with a state-of-the-art protection mechanism.
No..no..no..not that kind that bounces off germie wormies.
Here, lemme show you.
See this invincible invisible wall between you and me? It separates me and the entire human population.
See this middle finger?It's perpetually pointing upwards.
See my cutesy mouth carved with the word WATEVA?
See these boots? They are made for walking away.
And my heart? Hoooo...my heart. Clang! Clang! Made of solid metal. Awesome bionic mechanism. Hard and cold.
So..baibai, iduncare, watever, C.U, adious, saranora!
Sigh! If only these are true.