In future, when the inevitable challenge of "my dad is bigger than yours" happens in school, he'd probably shock them all with, "My mom is funnier that yours. Way way funnier."
I make him laugh. Like seriously. And annoyingly. Everyday.
***
"Mom, what if we get hungry at the park?"
"Then we should sommersault and roll around the grass."
"BUT MOM! That's silly."
Ah..then you hear his hyena, saliva spitting laugh.
***
"Mom, if you take away the "A" from AWAS, it spells WAS. And if you take away the "s"..
"Whose ass?"
"MOM!" *starts giggling*
"How dare you say ass?"
" *eyes sprouting tears* MOM!" The LETTER S...MOM. Not backside."
"Ohh..silly me."
"Yes, silly you, mom!"
***
Oh, how long can I be silly for you, Gooly? Hmm..
6 comments:
muahahahahahahah.....
*wiping tears away*
(this the part i'll be bagging the oscars home)
bet my ass is bigger than yours.
omg! this is the funniest post ever!! u r indeed a funny mom...~!
*wiping tears away also*
(best supporting actor)
gg.. ya.. i knew u have the mentality of a 5 year old. Thas why i lop u.
tuti, bet wif what? mine is africa map wor..
sinkar, i appreciate ur appreciation of stand-up comedy. Thanks.
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