You didnt need to know that but..

Recently, I have done some major renovations. Unto myself.

I'm using a new facial bar.

I bought a kick-ass expensive hair conditioner.

I went for my first pedicure.

I am supplementing myself with some vitamins.

I am doing yoga.

Ah.. I do love myself, don't I?

Oh no.. I am not saying that I did all these because I love myself. It's more accurate to say that I love myself and these are the side effects.

*5 minutes later*

What a whole load of crap...

I admit.. I fatthiao lah! Very very hiao....

I am vain like that. But sometimes I get tired of being vain. Then I wear silly dresses which emphasize on my big butt and shorten my legs. But I wouldn't care.. until I bump into people I know and I'd cuss, "Stupid dress.."

Yep.. life is a vicious cycle. You care, you don't care.. you are beautiful, you turn ugly.. Yada yada yada..

So..

Say.. my birthday is just around the corner..

(Can somebody stop my bullet-train of thoughts? So tersangat random..)