Daywid Laterman Show - Comments open

Click *turns on TV*

D: Today we hap a zesty boy 'ere at the studio. Good morning, Gooly.. Au are you today?

G: I'mmmmmm super duper fine! Gooood morning to you! *wink* Helloh, ahmah! *wave wave*

D: Do you always wake up early? Are you always the first?

G: Yippity yup! The early birds get the worms. *wink* Why waste the morning away sleeping? I ask my mama that a lot. She doesn't have the answer. So she continues sleeping. *sigh*

D: Why do you wake so early? Is there something important to do?

G: Are you kidding me? You don't wake because there is something to do. You wake because sleep is boring! *roll eyes*

D: Tell me, are you always bursting with yenergy? Do you yewer get tired?

G: I don't know about 'bursting', but why do adults yawn so much?

D: Good question. *yawn* Do you yewer wake up feeling moody?

G: Moody? Is that Prof. Moody from Harry Potter?

D: Uhm.. never mind. Are you always happy, even in the morning?

G: I don't know the opposite of happy.. so does that mean my answer is YES?

D: Can you teach us to be like you? Yernergetic, optimistic and happy in the morning?

G: Easy.. One, don't sleep so much. Two, don't think you need THAT much sleep. Three, cute under wears.

D: Do your parents play a role in shaping your positive outlook of life?

G: No comment.

D: Thank you for your time and viewers (readers), FYI, cute under wears can be bought at pasar malam.

(crocodile brand underwear flashes on screen)

G: Is this the part I take off my pants?

*transmission ends*


Schizophrenic Psychopath strikes again. Of course everything is imaginary. But seriously, he is always irritatingly happy and chirpy and wakeful. Dimgai?