Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Kuki and more

Many times I regard myself as crazy and insane. Impulsive too.

If you like, a rebel (in a red beret) suits my characteristics also.

Why this sudden confession? Did I murder the person I hate most? Nope.

I just baked. Crazy and insane..totally impulsive. The rebel in me will surface in due course.

I spent hours at the aisle deciding to get married or not to make muffins, cakes, cookies or agar agar.

Muffins, I don't have the whatchamacallit... the cup tins..?? So, sorry...can't bake muffins.

Cakes, I don't have the...whatshouldicallit...the rectangular/roundish tins?? Thus, can't bake cakes either.

Agar agar...kindergarten stuff. *yawn*

Cookies....oooh.. interesting. The cookie cutter is darn cute. Butterfly shape- nice. I shall bake cookies then. ;-)

Now the ingredients. D'oh! I don't have one! Like I cared. I am a rebel - nothing stops me! How hard is it to figure out the recipe? Not at all! *tilt my already tilted beret*

Oh..don't forget the rolling pin! Gotta have a rolling pin for cookies! *feeling smart*

So we got home. And out of respect for all bakers, I decided to search for some recipes online. Found one that uses all of my ingredients, called Chocolate Chip Cookie.

But dang, the rebel in me is dominant. I.. I.. I.. seriously, didn't know what I did..But the first batch of cookies did not look like cookies in the oven.

They were lumpy. I didn't even get to use my butterfly cutter. Hmmph! And the roller? Double hmmph! Now I can use it to hit GG's head.

These cookies were a cross breed of muffin, cake and cookies. So I added more flour without even measuring. Simply hantam!

(I will write a letter of apology to Persatuan Kek dan Biskut for disrespecting recipes.)

After adding the extra 'flower', they were less lumpy. I dubbed my creation KUKI, which albeit looked not quite like cookies, but tasted just like them.

I was feeling a bit low... my baking adventure was a big flop! (Of course, rite? Recipes are created for a reason, rite?)

BUT! Papah came back and took a whiff..and said, "Something smells good!" and when he put one kuki into his mouth, he actually went, "Hmmmm...... nice!"

(I looked at him for 10 whole seconds to ensure that he didn't spit out into the potted plant.)

So, my spirits lifted. I may be a baker some day. *muffle giggles*

Tadaaaaaa! Presenting Kuki.....

And yesterday, I decided to boil some herbal tea.




Gooly was coughing. But after drinking those akar rumput rampai, he stopped coughing this morning.

Want to know the miracle concoction?

Sorry..can't tell you.. because.. I bought the package which was written in French. I don't know the name or the ingredients. But I bought it anyway cos there is a picture of waterfall in front.


Sure it's leung cha, right? Takkan tongkat ali.......

And papah drank it, he said, "Mmmm... nice."

Deja vu.

Hmm..now I think he seems a bit fake. Just a bit. It seems rehearsed. Ha ha.

In conclusion.. I am one crazy person..who assumes things too much.

i.e waterfall = leung cha.

And this morning, I realized my SPF 30 cream tube is also written in Thai. What makes me think it's face cream?

I dunno. But I have been using it on my face for months.

SORT PLUG!

12 comments:

liucas said...

i make kuki everyday....

Gardener Sinkar said...

hate to burst the bubble, but the packet of waterfall is not herbal tea.

it's the ornaments ppl put for their home fountain. or koi pond.

If you can read thai, the instruction sill say as follows:

'Content are dried leaves and grasses. soak in warm water for 2 hours and it will turn back to green. scatter around fountain/koi pond area to have a realistic waterfall atmosphere. warning: not edible'

tasy said...

you are correct, that cream is for external use alright. But wrong place. i heard that it's a hygienic cream for Super Pros Females aged 30 and below. I guess put on your face might not have too bad a side effect coz your skin so thick. donch worry.

goolypop said...

Liucas - Here, boy..phewweeet...*throw stick* go fetch.

Hei yau chi hui..trying to steal my thunder. Ppl bake kuki, he yau say he also bake. Excuse me.. ur kuki is gugi..smelly one ok?

tuti said...

the cream is for your butt.

goolypop said...

Gardener,

Sorry to burst your bubbles. I oredi said the package was written in French lok..

Obviously u sinkar me.

I asked MY FRENCH GARDENER alreadi.. he said it's tea to drink by the waterfall.. In case no waterfall, flush in toilet to create sound effect to enjoy..

goolypop said...

GG, But I AM 30 years and below..

What are you thinking?

..that I am born in the year of the pig?

*arrow pointing at you*

goolypop said...

tuti,

got ppl put cream on butt one ar? Then tonite I go put my face cream (this one bought in Msia, clearly written FOR FACE) on my butt.

Mo man tai!

CY said...

Hope Papah Gooly doesn't fake everything. Haha.

Raynebow said...

Mutt q-yeh kuki is tat?? Pink coror one ah?? Why in round round globs laidat geh?

goolypop said...

CY..oh.. he can fake headache.. fake no money.. fake sleeping...

Same like u hoh? :P

goolypop said...

Aiyoh raynebow..u so long dun come.. today I SHY SHY bake kuki, u come and comment.. Alamak! U r the queen of bakery leh.. Double shy!

No pink la.. Kenot find strawberry also. :P

The round round glob is intentional one ok??? (sudah jatuh mau ambik pasir..)

Hiak hiak hiak..

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